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Chili Bowl: A QuestionVillanelle dreams of six. Blast my uncle, make him sweat pancakes. All riled andChili Bowl: A Question
five marks of blasphemy!
Believe no one when they tell you that they want you to smoke asterisks.
My wife wants powder. Snicker at a baker factory. Bring upon your microwave oven, but all it will be in the end is frown.
by ~themaninabox
Beginners Eat At DawnForklifts like rabbit cakes. Sing at children until they explode.Beginners Eat At Dawn
Sip pennies out of a microwave Until you forget math And blow up the chubby ham grenade flower That bit you when you had the incurable item.
People In hither breathe like cranberries. VIOLENCE-LIKE HUNGER! Opening cans like a bad, backwards ingratitude.
Your creation of division Is entitled to prophecy?
by ~themaninabox
The Violent Kissing SpreeA penny for a bicycle, A trumpet for a hot vial of poison. It never was like the ostrich Who cooked bananas for the poor.The Violent Kissing Spree
Do ordain this helpful cupcake That rains cheese on the violent soda In case of an emergency. It feels like safety, Smells like a koala bear, And stings like a chimpanzee.
Open microwaves are sinful. Please devour them immediately.
A punctuation mark... Who didn't use the restroom today? Please raise your hand.
Helpless before my morning masochism, Like that time you had a mousetrap And chased a
by ~themaninabox
Comfortable Eye Licking?So. We sit here again, Like the bird who gathers candles For a day at the beach. Locked in combat like the giraffe and the hobo. Interesting are the two sides of the street That look like rice cakes When you look at them upside-down. The third side, however, isn't twelve years old. It's more like a polluted sister inside of a bordello? Yes, I think that's what it is.Comfortable Eye Licking?
Thinking for two requires a helmet, Or at least that's what the ASPCA tells you.
So, how many people did you decide to kiss today? Did you take your inflatable hovercraft with you &n
by ~themaninabox
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- Current Residence: Bangor, Maine
- Interests: Being an insane poet.
- Favourite artist: That guy on dA with the username "practicaluses".
- Operating System: Any precise method with surgical instruments.
- Shell of choice: Turtle Shells!
- Skin of choice: Caucasian. Do I look like I could choose it at birth?
- Personal Quote: "I'm a man who's inside of a box, yet thinks outside it."
- Tools of the Trade: My own demented, screwed-up mind.
- Email: anotherdayofbeing@yahoo.com
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Find something you love, then find a way to make money with it.
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Please visit my gallery! I've got tea and crumpets!
The male counterpart - ~warbanana
The long lost sister - *miss-meemo
The invader from outer space - ~Boonide
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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
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~truly madly deeply~2:56
However, it's always time for pancakes. Do not scoff at my pancakes or you will not live!
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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
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Some people follow their dreams, other people hunt them down and beat them into submission
I am a man in a box! Watch out, I may get hungry. o_o
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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
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Some people follow their dreams, other people hunt them down and beat them into submission
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT, HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy
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