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Beginners Eat At DawnForklifts like rabbit cakes.  Sing at children until they explode.   
Sip pennies out of a microwave  Until you forget math  And blow up the chubby ham grenade flower  That bit you when you had the incurable item.   
People  In hither breathe like cranberries.  VIOLENCE-LIKE HUNGER!  Opening cans like a bad, backwards ingratitude.   
Your creation of division  Is entitled to prophecy? Beginners Eat At Dawn
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The Violent Kissing SpreeA penny for a bicycle,  A trumpet for a hot vial of poison.  It never was like the ostrich  Who cooked bananas for the poor.   
Do ordain this helpful cupcake  That rains cheese on the violent soda  In case of an emergency.  It feels like safety,  Smells like a koala bear,  And stings like a chimpanzee.   
Open microwaves are sinful.  Please devour them immediately.   
A punctuation mark...  Who didn't use the restroom today?  Please raise your hand.   
Helpless before my morning masochism,  Like that time you had a mousetrap  And chased a The Violent Kissing Spree
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Comfortable Eye Licking?So.  We sit here again,  Like the bird who gathers candles  For a day at the beach.  Locked in combat like the giraffe and the hobo.  Interesting are the two sides of the street  That look like rice cakes  When you look at them upside-down.  The third side, however, isn't twelve years old.  It's more like a polluted sister inside of a bordello?  Yes, I think that's what it is.   
Thinking for two requires a helmet,  Or at least that's what the ASPCA tells you.   
So, how many people did you decide to kiss today?  Did you take your inflatable hovercraft with you &n Comfortable Eye Licking?
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Untying My ShoelacesIt happened again.  As I stepped out onto the street,  I shot the mushrooms.   
One-hundred children  Look vulgarly at the side of tomato soup.  They laugh as it begins to melt  In the opium flashlight that is called "basket".   
If indeed a warning is never heard,  Arrange for a meeting beside your bedroom,  And be sure to bring a fireman, a policeman,  And a sack of potatoes,  For you will have to dance to appall the God of Refrigerators.   
Isn't it enough that I have two bellybuttons?   
If a man once washed his clothes every day,  He will turn into Untying My Shoelaces
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Mon Oct 30, 2006, 1:27 PM
INTRODUCTION TO A MAN IN A BOX

Good evening, my fellow ladies and gentlemen. I am the author of the "Poems By A Man In A Box" series, Rick L. This gallery here is a side gallery. I've actually been on dA for well over a year at the time of this entry, and I look forward to a while longer around here both messing around with visuals and messing around with the grey matter surrounded by that big bone called your cranium.

My main gallery can be found here: . It is full of Mega Man and other sorts of silly geekery that is not found here.

So anyway, this is the Poems By A Man In A Box gallery. I pretty much update whenever I get bored, and that works for you because I deliver entertainment to your message box whenever I do get bored. That is, when you watch me.

Remember that the poems are completely nonsensical and have no meaning. If you try to look for meaning in this poetry, you will FAIL. These poems are solely for entertainment and should just create unusual images in your head, nothing more.

***NEWS AND NOTES***

I am back in action! =D

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  • Current Residence: Bangor, Maine
  • Interests: Being an insane poet.
  • Favourite artist: That guy on dA with the username "practicaluses".
  • Operating System: Any precise method with surgical instruments.
  • Shell of choice: Turtle Shells!
  • Skin of choice: Caucasian. Do I look like I could choose it at birth?
  • Personal Quote: "I'm a man who's inside of a box, yet thinks outside it."
  • Tools of the Trade: My own demented, screwed-up mind.

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~MaJoRoesch:iconMaJoRoesch: Oct 2, 2007, 12:35:04 AM
....Begone.... This is not for your brains....








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~Kansheera:iconKansheera: Feb 11, 2007, 10:34:15 AM
Dude... I'm terribly confused, please explain XD

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~themaninabox:iconthemaninabox: Feb 19, 2007, 2:46:48 PM
There is no point to the poetry!

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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
~cutey-chan:iconcutey-chan: Apr 7, 2006, 1:35:15 PM
I love your avatar so much.

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~truly madly deeply~2:56 :heart:
~GreenDazed:iconGreenDazed: Jan 29, 2006, 6:33:03 PM
Is it time for waffles?
~themaninabox:iconthemaninabox: Feb 1, 2006, 10:34:03 AM
No! That's completely ridiculous.

However, it's always time for pancakes. Do not scoff at my pancakes or you will not live! :O

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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
~DaNoodleBox:iconDaNoodleBox: Nov 28, 2005, 3:31:16 PM
Mmmm. Its another box. Hello Box!

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Some people follow their dreams, other people hunt them down and beat them into submission
~themaninabox:iconthemaninabox: Nov 30, 2005, 5:50:21 PM
You are noodles in a box?

I am a man in a box! Watch out, I may get hungry. o_o

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Poems By A Man In A Box
The man who is inside a box, yet thinks outside it.
~DaNoodleBox:iconDaNoodleBox: Nov 30, 2005, 6:04:45 PM
oh no!

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Some people follow their dreams, other people hunt them down and beat them into submission
~paddypaws:iconpaddypaws: Nov 27, 2005, 9:02:52 AM
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