Chili Bowl: A QuestionVillanelle dreams of six.Chili Bowl: A Question by themaninabox
Blast my uncle,
make him sweat pancakes.
All riled and
five marks of blasphemy!
Believe no one when they tell you
that they want you to smoke asterisks.
My wife wants powder.
Snicker at a baker factory.
Bring upon your microwave oven,
but all it will be in the end
is frown.
Beginners Eat At DawnForklifts like rabbit cakes.Beginners Eat At Dawn by themaninabox
Sing at children until they explode.
Sip pennies out of a microwave
Until you forget math
And blow up the chubby ham grenade flower
That bit you when you had the incurable item.
People
In hither breathe like cranberries.
VIOLENCE-LIKE HUNGER!
Opening cans like a bad, backwards ingratitude.
Your creation of division
Is entitled to prophecy?
The Violent Kissing SpreeA penny for a bicycle,The Violent Kissing Spree by themaninabox
A trumpet for a hot vial of poison.
It never was like the ostrich
Who cooked bananas for the poor.
Do ordain this helpful cupcake
That rains cheese on the violent soda
In case of an emergency.
It feels like safety,
Smells like a koala bear,
And stings like a chimpanzee.
Open microwaves are sinful.
Please devour them immediately.
A punctuation mark...
Who didn't use the restroom today?
Please raise your hand.
Helpless before my morning masochism,
Like that time you had a mousetrap
And chased around your sister
Until she grew a foot on her forehead.
It seems to me
That you don't want to give up.
So I will not give you my sandwich
To save you from the leprechauns.
Comfortable Eye Licking?So.Comfortable Eye Licking? by themaninabox
We sit here again,
Like the bird who gathers candles
For a day at the beach.
Locked in combat like the giraffe and the hobo.
Interesting are the two sides of the street
That look like rice cakes
When you look at them upside-down.
The third side, however, isn't twelve years old.
It's more like a polluted sister inside of a bordello?
Yes, I think that's what it is.
Thinking for two requires a helmet,
Or at least that's what the ASPCA tells you.
So, how many people did you decide to kiss today?
Did you take your inflatable hovercraft with you
To the snowboard museum?
I hear that chicken fajitas are being served there.
One day, Jesus Christ appeared in front of me
And asked me for a taco.
I didn't have any, so he turned me into a pomegranate.
Half-time at the Festival of Disintigrating Butterflies.
Look in the mirror and ask another man
If you really ate the Christmas inside of the front yard.
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Current Residence: Bangor, Maine Operating System: Any precise method with surgical instruments. Shell of choice: Turtle Shells! Skin of choice: Caucasian. Do I look like I could choose it at birth? Personal Quote: "I'm a man who's inside of a box, yet thinks outside it." |
. It is full of Mega Man and other sorts of silly geekery that is not found here.
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